Dogs Are More Loyal
Not saying that friends can't be loyal, it's just that dogs are a tad bit better at it. Has your dog ever let out a secret of yours? Or has it stolen your boyfriend? Together, you can be Batman and Robin, off to save the world. No matter what happens or where you go, your trusted li'l Robin will gladly follow.
Dogs Are Always Happy to See You
We think time is something that has always eluded dogs. It doesn't matter if it's for a few minutes or a few hours, your dog is always happy to see you. The grand welcome you get after you come home, especially after a difficult day, makes everything else seem just unimportant!
All Dogs Want Is Love With Bacon
Dogs don't care if they don't have a super comfy bed to snuggle in, a designer collar, or some really fancy snowshoes. They're wired not to care much for comfort! A good back scratch with a strip of crispy bacon, and you have for yourself the happiest dog in the world!
Dogs Are Funnier Than Your Friends
Dogs never cared for rules and what the world thought of them (total badasses). These clumsy, kinda goofy, not-so-suave snuggle monsters just fill your lives with a zillion 'rofl' moments. The best part is that you could join them in some of their goofiness (they won't judge) and have twice the fun.
Dogs Are Better Listeners
Dogs make great listeners, they listen to all your non-stop babbling and never cut in when you're talking. Not to forget, there are the occasional head-tilts that make you go all 'awww'. No matter what you tell them, rest assured that your secrets are safe with them (not so much with your human friends though).
Dogs Make Better Exercise Motivators
Come rain or shine, be it Easter Sunday or even your birthday, you will be woken up by your slobber monster at 6 a.m. with a loving nudge and a few good morning kisses that you just can't ignore. You will be forced to drag yourself out every time, just so you could take your little poop machine out for a walk or a run.
Dogs Are Always Ready to Cuddle
Your search for the ideal cuddle partner stops the very moment you bring home a dog! Even if it is 4 a.m., your furry friend will happily (okay sleepily) oblige you. Remember the time you had a nasty cold and all your friends stayed away from you? A trivial thing like cold isn't going to scare your dog away. You could be covered in barf, and your dog will still be all game for a cuddle!
Dogs are Way Cooler Wingmen Than Your Friends
Put a leash on your dog and take him for a walk in a park, you will definitely get the attention of half a dozen people. Now put a leash on your best friend and take him to the park, you'll get attention alright, but I am not sure if you'd want that kind of attention. On a serious note though, your dog can help you land more dates than three of your wingmen combined!
Dogs Never Complain
Whether you want to sit at home all day in your day-old sweatpants or make a spontaneous plan to go camping on a cold windy day, your dog will gladly chill with you. Agreed that friends, best friends or significant others might do so, but one thing you can be sure of is a bit of whining in the process.
Dogs Make You A Better Person
For a little extra food, a little space, and a little love in return, a dog loves you for its entire life. You're always perfect in its eyes. Such selfless love evokes a sense of responsibility and humility in us. With time, you learn to be patient, to laugh off petty things and know the importance of things that really matter. And you wonder how could you love someone so much despite their flaws, just to realize that you're loved equally with all your flaws.