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Quotes About Dogs

Kashmira Lad Jun 3, 2019
If you love dogs, you will enjoy reading these quotes about dogs that describe their relation with people.
Dogs are probably the most loyal pets man could ever have and be it any shape or size or even any breed for that matter, dogs can be the most loving creatures to have as pets.
Known as 'man's best friend', dogs can never ever let you down, and the amount of love and affection they shower on us is something that cannot really be expressed through words. Here are some interesting, funny, and witty quotes for all dog lovers across the globe.
"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." - Alfred North Whitehead
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras
"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?" - Eleanor H. Porter

"We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." - Maurice Maeterlinck
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner

"If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk." - Unknown
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's." - Mark Twain
"My dog, she looks at me sometimes with that look, and I think maybe deep down inside she must know exactly how I feel. But then maybe she just wants the food off my plate." - Unknown

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." - Franklin P. Jones

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." - Woodrow Wilson

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney